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Answering Machine Message - 1

"If I Only Had A Brain":
 
I might be in the shower,
 
I might be gone for hours,
 
I can't come to the phone.
 
So, please leave your name and number,
 
If I miss you it'd be a bummer,
 
Leave your message at the tone...
 

Next Message

You have reached 934-2435.
 
We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition.
 
You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded.
 
If we don't return your call, it means the machine did not work.

Next Message

Prepare for alpha test of Beep Software revision 1.05.
 
Counting down to test: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Next Message

C'mon... you can do it... just a little one.
 
That's the way... just a little beep, just a little one.
 
C'mon... good boy... here we go... like this -- beeeeep, just a little one, beeeeeeeeeep, c'mon...
 
There you go!

Next Message

Don't you do it! Don't you dare! I don't want to hear it! Don't you beep! If you beep, I'll... don't even think about it!... Don't...


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