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Answering Machine Message - 2
Voice 1: Gee, Dave, what do you feel like doing tonight?
Voice 2: Same thing we do every night, Rob... Try to take over the world! (Sing:)
They're David and the Rob,
Yes, David and the Rob,
One is a drummer, the other needs a job.
They're not at home right now, so please don't have a cow,
Leave a message -- for David and the Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob.
Oh, when you call our room, and all you get is a machine, and then you get so upset, you feel as if you want to scream. Please leave a message after the be-ep. And John or Tom will get back you, as soon as they can.
Well I finally got an answering machine. Now how does this thing work? Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on. I wonder why it's not working right. Hmmmm, I wonder what this button does...
No! NO! Not THAT! Anything but that! Not the beep! No! Please! Not the beep! Anything but the beep! AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
U2's "With or Without You": No one's here to answer the phone, Leave a message at the tone, And we'll get back to you. We'll get back to you!