Answering Machine Message - 20

Mom, Dad... Don't you think it would be easier to reach me if I had a cellular phone? So how about an early birthday present?

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This is Frank. You can leave me a message, but I must warn you I get annoyed with messages that are hard to read. So please use your shift key appropriately, avoid overdoing punctuation, and spell-check your message, or I might ignore it.

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Hello, please send me email instead. I always never playback these stupid answering machine messages. Besides, I am probably online right now.

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We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep) Whoops, I bet you couldn't hear that. Lemme try again. (Beep) Nuts, once more with feeling...

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Hello... Yes, I'd like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas please, with extra cheese... Oh, did I get the wrong number? Sorry about that. (Click.)

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OK, one more time... This is our answering machine... This is the message on our answering machine... Any questions?

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Lindsey's not home now. This is his domestic droid speaking. I'm not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave a message, and Lindsey will get back to you as soon as possible.

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(Classical music:) This is our answering machine. (Switch to heavy metal racket:) This is our answering machine on drugs. (Silence...) Any message?

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Thank you for reaching out to us. Nobody is home now. However, if you leave a message, we'll reach out and touch you.