Answering Machine Message - 5

1: Hi, you've reached Bob and Faisal's room.
 
2: (Background:) What are you doing?
 
1: I'm recording an answering machine message.
 
2: But we're here right now.
 
1: But we might not be here later.
 
2: Oh. (To phone:) Leave a message.

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Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren't here right now, but if...
 
Matt: Steve, what are you doing?
 
Steve: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here.
 
Matt: But you left the last one -- it's my turn.
 
Steve: No, I'm sure it's my turn.
 
Matt: No, you're wrong. It's definitely my turn.
 
Steve: You fool, I know it's... Wait... Matt... What are you doing with that frying pan? (BONK... THUD)
 
Matt: Steve is out right now, so please leave your name and number.

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Computer style monotone: Hello, I am the XS486 Mark Five answering machine.
 
I am equipped with the new Pentium processor to assure that nothing can go wrong... Gowrong... Grong.. Grong gronggronggrongBEEP

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Hello, this is the Brown residence.
 
We're in the middle of a family fight right now.
 
Leave your name and number at the beep and whoever wins will call you right back.

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Whole family crowds around, including screaming babies and noisy pets; to the tune of "Frere Jacques":
 
We're not here now,
 
We're not here now,
 
Don't hang up,
 
Don't hang up,
 
Leave your name and number,
 
Leave your name and number,
 
We'll call back,
 
We'll call back.

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Meat Loaf's "I'd Do Anything For Love":
 
And I would do anything for calls,
 
I promise I will call you back;
 
I would do anything for calls,
 
But I can't talk right now and that's a fact.
 
I'm not home right now, so I just can't answer the phone, No way,
 
But I would do anything for calls,
 
Oh, I would do anything for calls!
 
Just let me know who it was who called,
 
And I'll call you back!
 
Yes, I'll call you back!
 
Just leave a message at the tone,
 
I'll hear it when I get back home,
 
And I will call -- you -- back!