Answering Machine Message - 13

Hi there. This is Joe speaking. I'm home right now, and in a moment, I'll have a decision to make. Leave your name and number and I'll be thinking about it...

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We can't get to the phone right now because we were killed in the earthquake. Tragic, isn't it? But, leave a message anyway, someone is sure to get it eventually.

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Bob here. I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls. So start talking and if you're someone I want to speak with I'll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well, what can I say?

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Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine is in the shop for repairs, so please leave your message when the toast is done... (Cachunk!)

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Leave a message or I'll send 30,000 volts through your phone. I am an electrical engineer. I can do that.

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Shhh! Don't talk, just listen! Meet me at the corner of Broad and Main and bring the girl. (CLICK)

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(Recorded directly from AT&T:) We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service.