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I knocked several times, but you weren't in. - Opportunity 
I once worked as a salesman and was very independent; I took orders from no one. 
I think we should really add to the confusion... Let's call in (Insert Your Favorite Group - Engineering/Financial...) 
I think...therefore I am confused. 
I will get it done when I get it done! 
I would give $1000 to be a millionaire. 
I've got to stop getting fired like this. People will start to think I'm a drifter. - Lee Iacocca 
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up. 
If a man advances confidently in the direction of his dreams to live the life he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. - Henry David Thoreau 
If a program is useful it will be changed, if it is useless, it will be documented. 
 
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