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Spelling checker
Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer 
Eye halve a spelling chequer 
It came with my pea sea 
It plainly marques four my revue 
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. 
Eye strike a key and type a word 
And weight four it two say 
Weather eye am wrong oar write 
It shows me strait a weigh.  
As soon as a mist ache is maid 
It nose bee fore two long 
And eye can put the error rite 
Its rarely ever wrong. 
Eye have run this poem threw it 
I am shore your pleased two no  
Its letter perfect in it's weigh 
My chequer tolled me sew. 
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