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Mommy mommy 03
Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?
Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!
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Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.
Shut up and eat around it!
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Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?
Shut up and eat your cornflakes!
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Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?
Shut up and get back in the box!
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Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!
Shut up and comb your face!
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