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Mommy, Mommy! What's a werewolf?
Shut up and comb your face!
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Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear.
Billy, let go of Susie's ear.
Billy! Let go of her ear!
All right Billy, give me the ear.
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Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts.
Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?
Shut up and keep digging.
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't like grandpa.
Well, just push him aside and eat your beans.
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