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Mommy mommy 06
Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy zigzagging in the yard?
Shut up and shoot again!
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit grandma!
Shut up and keep digging.
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Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?
Shut up and flush.
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Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim!
Shut up or I'll flush it again!
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Mommy, Mommy! It's cold and dark and damp down here.
Shut up or I'll flush it again.
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