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Mommy mommy 08
Mommy, Mommy! There's something in daddy's eye!
Shut up and eat around it.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we get a garbage compactor?
Shut up and chew!
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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's too tough!
Shut up and keep chewing!
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Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids?
Shut up and deal.
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Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!
Shut up and get away from the dart board!
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