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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!
Shut up and step on the gas!
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara Falls!
Shut up and get back in the barrel!
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Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles?
Shut up and get back in the barrel!
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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder!
Shut up and eat your hamburger!
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Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course?
Shut up and search the sand traps!
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